Dream Dave Gorman: 2013

Monday 30 December 2013

Saturday 28 December 2013

Just been bought a Dave Gorman DVD for Christmas. So chuffed with it. I do love a guy with a sense of humour and a beard so I obviously love Dave Gorman. But even if you love his cheeky smile (and who doesn't?!), is anybody really a fan of those shirts? Welcome to my website and a chance to put things right! If you want your men as witty as Dave but with a body that isn't best concealed beneath Top Shop's catalogue circa 1973, then this is the website for you.

Welcome to my blog. My real name is Tracy but my surname isn't Charms. Charms is what I call myself here on my blog where I indulge my secret fantasy of dressing up TV's sexiest comedian. Do you love witty men? But do you often ask yourself: why must witty men have such terrible bodies? That's something I've always regretted but now I've decided to do something about it. Dave Gorman is (obviously) a dreamboat but he has that lumberjack vibe that ruins any mood that doesn't involve chopping wood. So on this website you won't find any mention of the Norwegian spruce or how to handle a chainsaw. Instead, you'll find pictures of my fantasy Dave taken from my private collection. I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoy creating them. PS. I am not Dave Gorman though this might seem like the sort of thing he does. It isn't the kind of thing he does because the things Dave Gorman does are funny and my pictures are meant to be mildly erotic. Of course, this denial might be precisely the kind of thing Dave Gorman would do but if he did it, it would be funnier and probably involve a graph, a tattoo and plenty of air miles.

Monday 30 December 2013

Dave Bieber

Saturday 28 December 2013

Innocent Dave