Dream Dave Gorman: Dave as Moore Marriot

Tuesday 14 October 2014

Dave as Moore Marriot

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Rich Hughes14 October 2014 at 19:32
Without any doubt, the silliest website I've seen in a long time and for that reason I recommend it highly. I can't decide if you're mad or a genius but perhaps these distinctions don't really matter. Keep up the good work. I've saved your Simon and Garfunkel picture to send to a friend who is also big Gormonite.
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Welcome to my blog. My real name is Tracy but my surname isn't Charms. Charms is what I call myself here on my blog where I indulge my secret fantasy of dressing up TV's sexiest comedian. Do you love witty men? But do you often ask yourself: why must witty men have such terrible bodies? That's something I've always regretted but now I've decided to do something about it. Dave Gorman is (obviously) a dreamboat but he has that lumberjack vibe that ruins any mood that doesn't involve chopping wood. So on this website you won't find any mention of the Norwegian spruce or how to handle a chainsaw. Instead, you'll find pictures of my fantasy Dave taken from my private collection. I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoy creating them. PS. I am not Dave Gorman though this might seem like the sort of thing he does. It isn't the kind of thing he does because the things Dave Gorman does are funny and my pictures are meant to be mildly erotic. Of course, this denial might be precisely the kind of thing Dave Gorman would do but if he did it, it would be funnier and probably involve a graph, a tattoo and plenty of air miles.