Dream Dave Gorman

Welcome to my blog. My real name is Tracy but my surname isn't Charms. Charms is what I call myself here on my blog where I indulge my secret fantasy of dressing up TV's sexiest comedian. Do you love witty men? But do you often ask yourself: why must witty men have such terrible bodies? That's something I've always regretted but now I've decided to do something about it. Dave Gorman is (obviously) a dreamboat but he has that lumberjack vibe that ruins any mood that doesn't involve chopping wood. So on this website you won't find any mention of the Norwegian spruce or how to handle a chainsaw. Instead, you'll find pictures of my fantasy Dave taken from my private collection. I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoy creating them. PS. I am not Dave Gorman though this might seem like the sort of thing he does. It isn't the kind of thing he does because the things Dave Gorman does are funny and my pictures are meant to be mildly erotic. Of course, this denial might be precisely the kind of thing Dave Gorman would do but if he did it, it would be funnier and probably involve a graph, a tattoo and plenty of air miles.

Thursday, 3 April 2014

Is Dave Really Danny Wallace?

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

The Outlaw Davey Wales

Saturday, 29 March 2014

Dishy Dave in a Different Hat

Saturday, 22 March 2014

Daveo, Clegg & Foggy

Wednesday, 12 March 2014

Gentlemen Prefer Beards

Tuesday, 11 March 2014

Punk Dave

Friday, 7 March 2014

Boris Gorman

Sunday, 2 March 2014

Dave Batman

Saturday, 1 March 2014

The Riddler

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Dave Dickinson

Saturday, 22 February 2014

Dave Gorman: This Time It's Personal...

Friday, 21 February 2014

Dave in a Hat

Monday, 17 February 2014

Pius Dave XIV

Wednesday, 12 February 2014

Frank Gorman / Dave Bough

Thursday, 6 February 2014

Amigo Dave

Sunday, 2 February 2014

The James Bond Villain Collection: Nick Nack

Wednesday, 29 January 2014

Dave Jones

Friday, 24 January 2014

Dr Dave von Frankenstein

Tuesday, 21 January 2014

Dave Potter and the Half Tartan Prince

Friday, 17 January 2014

Don't Panic! It's Dave Jones the Butcher...